You put it all on the counter.  In fact, you are eyeing one more purchase before they finish ringing you

You are sitting on the couch.  You have the remote in your hand, and going through the channels.  Then, out

I say this in my head so often that I work on trying not to say it.  I say it

You could be dying on a hill.  You could be at your last breath.  You could be chasing someone.  You

I used to buy MAD Magazine all the time.  Oh man, I loved that Magazine right up until its end. 

When you lock your door to head out for a ride, are you already excited to return home?  It is

Let me set the scene.  It is a dark stormy night, and the power just went out.  Haha, joking.  Let