I stared at the screen for a while before I started to type this Post.
It is a puzzling topic.
How do I approach it?
Flats.
They are perplexing.
Perplexing how they happen.
Perplexing when they happen.
Perplexing where they happen.
Perplexing how often they happen.
I am coming off two.
Two in two days.
Two on two different bikes.
They seem to work that way.
None, then many.
I had a good, solid four months without one.
I get a kick out of how I react to them.
I make a turn and think, ‘That felt weird.’
Seconds later, I know I have one.
I go through the ‘Five Stages of Grief.’
…But in thirty seconds.
Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance.
I squeeze the tire like five times, expecting on the fifth squeeze that I had it all wrong, but in fact, the tire is filled and tight.
I rarely get a front flat.
It seems to be my rear tire that gets the most.
There is that expression about things coming in threes.
I think the phrase must have its origins in cycling.
But I am not superstitious.
I am not going to cave into that.
It is a little too pessimistic for me.
I like to stay positive.
Perhaps my two flats were actually numbers two and three.
Number one was last season, in the late fall.
I am not waiting for my third.
I am not changing anything.
Still going the distance.
Riding remote.
But with, and I know you know it, that little?
That little extra, hmm, it is not caution, not, hmm, give me a second.
You know?
I do not think there is a word for it.
A word for how you ride on day three of having two back-to-back flats.
How about an example?
You know how sometimes you hit a stone and it loudly pops away?
You do not pay attention to it any other time.
But after a couple of flats, you really hear it.
Or you think?
‘I got those last two flats going east, today I will ride north.’
I am grateful for the next few rides when I return home without one.
This all leaves after the next ride or two.
Things go back to ‘normal,’ and I forget about it.
Besides, those last two flats were numbers two and three.
I am good for the next few months.
‘The Five Stages of Grief in Thirty Seconds’
Insert spinning head emoji here.
‘There is another way to ride.’